Category Archives: Jokes

J.R. Smith’s Haircut

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 3:08 am

It appears that J.R. Smith of the Knicks needed his first pay check after a game back in the NBA to finish paying for his hair cut this week. Take a look at his hair cut during his first game back in the states on Sunday and then his game against the Hawks.

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Madison Square Garden Candy Bars

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 3:06 am

I heard that Madison Square Garden will be offering some new candy bars at their games this weekend!

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The New York LINerty!

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 3:03 am

Madison Square Garden, the home of the New York LINerty!

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Draft Dodger

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 2:51 am

There once was a baseball player from Los Angeles who only drank beer out of bottles. They called him a Draft Dodger!

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Sunny’s Bread Factory

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 2:49 am

One day a customer asked a baker, whose name was Dave, why his store was named Sunny’s Bread Factory. Dave responded, “Because just like the SUN my bread RISES in the yEAST!”

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Everyday I’m Shovelin’!

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 2:47 am

Granted we didn’t get too much snow this year but here’s a new twist on a familiar song.

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The Hills Have Eyes III

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 2:45 am

The Hills Have Eyes 3 is coming out. This latest edition takes place in Boise, ID and it’s the story of a farmer and his wife who grow potatoes on the side of a hill! The wife’s part is being played by Ida Ho!

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Lepre-CON

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 2:43 am

What do you call a tricky little person who steals things? A Lepre-CON!

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Reese’s Peaces

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 2:41 am

Did you hear about Reese Witherspoon’s new Anti-War campaign? It’s called Reese’s Peaces!

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A Happy Fairy

by Nye Humor on April 1st, 2012 at 2:13 am

What does a fairy wag when she’s happy? Her Fairy TAIL!

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