Lizzard Warning

by Nye Humor on January 23rd, 2016 at 9:50 am

Watch out for killer ‘Lizzards’ during Blizzard Jonas today!lizzard warning

Mobil Gas Station

by Nye Humor on January 21st, 2016 at 3:14 pm

I keep trying to find a Mobil gas station but they’re always on the move!

Mobil Gas Station

Middle Easter Cuisine

by Nye Humor on January 18th, 2016 at 3:59 pm

Thanks for offering a meal deal that I can take advantage of in the middle of my Easter Sunday festivities Groupon.

Groupon Middle Easter

Groupon Watch Sale?

by Nye Humor on January 15th, 2016 at 4:22 pm

Today’s internet fail is brought to you by Groupon! Why pay $0.01 for one of these watches when you can buy one for $29.97?!

Groupon Watch

Nye Humor Live

by Nye Humor on November 23rd, 2015 at 11:17 am

Check out my latest performance at the Lizard Lounge in Bohemia on Long Island. Thanks to everyone for coming out and thanks to Greg for the video! Hope you like to laugh!

Click here to view


by Nye Humor on November 12th, 2015 at 9:48 am

Wow Goldstar has discount tickets to Misery for the SAME price as their face value!Misery

The Office

by Nye Humor on July 1st, 2015 at 2:43 pm

I miss The Office. Can you tell?The Office

Night Bike Ride

by Nye Humor on June 25th, 2015 at 4:03 pm

Why didn’t the bike want to go out at night?

Because it was TWO TIREd!


Chirpractor Sign

by Nye Humor on March 24th, 2015 at 11:05 am


See if you can find all of the spelling mistakes on this Chiropractor sign. This is for all of those who say that Chiropractors are not real doctors. You’d think they would have passed an English class first.

Chiropractor Sign


Elsa’s Bank Accounts

by Nye Humor on February 10th, 2015 at 6:57 pm

Why couldn’t Elsa take money out of her bank?

Because all of her accounts were FROZEN!


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