I keep trying to find a Mobil gas station but they’re always on the move!
Thanks for offering a meal deal that I can take advantage of in the middle of my Easter Sunday festivities Groupon.
Today’s internet fail is brought to you by Groupon! Why pay $0.01 for one of these watches when you can buy one for $29.97?!
Check out my latest performance at the Lizard Lounge in Bohemia on Long Island. Thanks to everyone for coming out and thanks to Greg for the video! Hope you like to laugh!
Why didn’t the bike want to go out at night?
Because it was TWO TIREd!
See if you can find all of the spelling mistakes on this Chiropractor sign. This is for all of those who say that Chiropractors are not real doctors. You’d think they would have passed an English class first.
Why couldn’t Elsa take money out of her bank?
Because all of her accounts were FROZEN!← Older postsNewer posts →