Mixed Messaging

I was confused by the mixed messaging here, do they want you to seek help from the brochures? 

Or just help yourself?

Friendly's is Broke

DO NOT ask this door for any spare change, it's BROKE!

 

Hiring Five Guys...

 

Women need not apply I guess...

Nascar Pace Car

 

No Chalk Please

 I'll take mine without the chalk thank you!

Up All Nigth Club

 

For all we know they may have wanted this sign to read Diamond Night Club. Whose idea was it to still put this up in bright lights and not ask for it to be reprinted?

And how about the upside laundry sign? Did someone hang it out to dry?

In God We Trust

Let me know if you can make sense of this. I think they were just given a set of words and they weren't given an order to put them in. Have fun in the comments with the order you would have put them in!

I swear I didn't edit this or add any filters.