Salad Cowboys

 

I recently saw a guy wearing an upside down Dallas Cowboys hat

and I thought it would make more sense as a Salad Cowboys hat!

Only Fans Duel

 

I'm thinking of creating a sports betting site for single moms 

who want to make a little bit of extra money on the side.

I think I'll call it, Only Fans Duel!

Rice Chopper

 

I may be looking for a new job 

but being a Rice Chopper 

is not on my list of considerations...

No Kings

 

This is what it means, right?...

Blinds

 

Selling blinds sounds like a SHADEY business to me...

Wheel of Fortune

 

Yes, Ryan Seacrest, I'd like to buy a vowel please...

Bryan fans

 

I was working security at a concert in Syracuse last night and

I was excited that so many people came out to support me with their shirts that said my name on it!

So what if it said "Luke" before it said "Bryan"!