Saturday, March 31, 2012
The Big Apple
If the state of New York was more environmentally conscious would the Big Apple be a Granny Smith?
Deaf Lightbulb
Q- How did the light bulb respond when it didn't hear a question it was asked?
A- WATT?
A- WATT?
Lyin' King!
Did you hear about the ruler of a kingdom who couldn't tell the truth in the early first century? He was the original LYIN' KING!
It was your fault!
Following an Earthquake what did one shifting plate say to the other? It was your FAULT!
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Is searching for symptoms and cures for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome on WebMD useful? Or just counterintuitive?
Spa Trucks in the Car POOL Lane
Do trucks that deliver SPA TUBS to homes get to drive in the car POOL lane?
Everyday I'm Shovelin'
Granted we didn't get too much snow this year but here's a new twist on a familiar song.
Sunny's Bread Factory
One day a customer asked a baker, whose name was Dave, why his store was named Sunny's Bread Factory. Dave responded, "Because just like the SUN my bread RISES in the yEAST!"
Draft Dodger
There once was a baseball player from Los Angeles who only drank beer out of bottles. They called him a Draft Dodger!
Madison Square Garden Candy Bars
I heard that Madison Square Garden will be offering some new candy bars at their games this weekend!
J.R. Smith's Hair Cut
Tres Equis
Can you guess which beer is the most vulgar of all beers? That's right! Tres Equis "The Sensored Beer"
Post Office Sign
A co-worker passed this along to me after a family member noticed a sign that said this at the US Post Office. Come on USPS! Thanks for sharing L.B.!
The Hills Have Eyes III
The Hills Have Eyes 3 is coming out. This latest edition takes place in Boise, ID and it's the story of a farmer and his wife who grow potatoes on the side of a hill! The wife's part is being played by Ida Ho!
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Reese's Peaces
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
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