Friendly's is Broke

DO NOT ask this door for any spare change, it's BROKE!

 

Hiring Five Guys...

 

Women need not apply I guess...

Nascar Pace Car

 

No Chalk Please

 I'll take mine without the chalk thank you!

Up All Nigth Club

 

For all we know they may have wanted this sign to read Diamond Night Club. Whose idea was it to still put this up in bright lights and not ask for it to be reprinted?

And how about the upside laundry sign? Did someone hang it out to dry?

In God We Trust

Let me know if you can make sense of this. I think they were just given a set of words and they weren't given an order to put them in. Have fun in the comments with the order you would have put them in!

I swear I didn't edit this or add any filters.

 

Car Wash Signs

 

Can anyone explain this liability to me? If your car is newer than 3 years will they cover more things? Will your car self destruct if it's over 3 years old?

Make 'em Laugh

 Make 'em laugh until they cry they say right?

A Meat Eating Ford Vehicle!

 

The Utah Raptors!

 

Found Safe!

 

Well, I'm glad this had a happy ending but I couldn't help but add a little  

creative editing at the end. After all, shouldn't they have checked there first?

Magic Vanilla Shake Recipe

 

I did not change anything about the latest recipe post from my physical therapist's office above.

That must be one magical Vanilla Protein Shake to be made with those ingredients though!

A Uni-Corn Play Pen!

 

What do you get when you cross a Unicorn

And a Corn Play Pen?...